Prudence I Write

#10.  He uses your hair straightening iron more often than you do.

#9.  He knows all the characters and episodes of all telenovelas more than you do.

#8.  If you hear that more than 3 of your friends/classmates/acquaintances think that he is gay, it’s probably true, even if you heard it from a person from another fraternity than that of your BF.

#7.  You and your BF watch a romantic movie together but he doesn’t raise the arm rest in between his seat and yours.

#6.  He sings Josh Groban songs.

#5.  He asks you to watch Brokeback Mountain with him.  And it’s not because he wants to see Anne Hathaway’s boobs.

#4.  He asks you to go romping into a new bar, which turns out to be a gay bar.

#3.  He goes to the gym regularly but doesn’t have a regular sport.

#2.  He kisses you on the lips without touching your waist or your butt.

#1.  He doesn’t kiss you down there.  It just flat out reminds him that he is fucking a pussy and not an A-hole.

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